RE: RE: UNC (Something that pisses me off...)
Has anyone other than I noticed that Warren is the biggest fair-weather in CR? He wears his Oklahoma shirts after they win, he wore his Spurs shirt after they won. Then he rooted for LA, because "They're the best!", and, egh, I can hardly say this without projectile vomit spewing out of my mouth and dribbling out of my nose, he likes DUKE... >8(> .

Warren: I can't stand you and your shitty fairwether team selections. If you ever post on BBP again saying the shit like you put up today, rooting for Oklahoma even though you claim "I hate them" when we gave you shit for wearing the t-shirt - I shall have to pull your pants down, take hold of your ballsack and whip my knife out and cut only the skin off of your testicles. Then after I have made my cuttings, I shall stretch out your skin over my head and wear it as a cap. Then I shall cut off both of your testicles and tie them to my ballsack-skin-hat with your teste tubules and wear it like a pompon stocking cap all winter to keep my head warm.

People like Warren can eat me raw.

Someone broke my damn tail light!
Today during our mandatory morning practice, some idiot backed into my car, completely destroying my left tail light. This pisses me off and I'm gonna kick their sizzity sorry ass, make them give me a rimjob, and make them pay for that fucker.

RE: UNC
UNC can take a big soup spoon and eat my ass. I hope Oklahome steamrolls the shit out of UNC and puts j-pep and Ronald Curry where they belong.

I'm sure my school time won't be so hot tomorrow when I wear my tight muscle shirt and my bikini g-string with my green flip-flops. Oh yes, and that reminds me, I'm thinking of starting the Hot Boyz Fashion Club at Washington. Just let me know if you would like to join, and then I'll judge on your taste and style of clothing to see if I'll let you in. HoT BoyZ 4 Life!

Homework Sux0rz!!

Homework officially licks my ass crack. Not that it didn't before, but at this point in time it bothers the shit out of me. On the second fucking day of school I have about an hour and a half's work of complete horseshit that could easily wait till next week. Granted, I'm taking 2 a.p. courses (euro history and l.a.) but this is still bogus. And on top of it school is way too fucking hot. Just thought that I'd add that.

Damn, it, Brug was late to practice today, so I had to run drills with the other linemen instead of enjoying snapping bliss. Damn you, Brug, damn you back to whatever infernal place you came from. The field felt like the wrestling room today, with the heat and humidity as it was. They gave us a pretty hard practice as well. 500 yards of whistle stops capped it off.

You guys = football players. Me = not football player. Scherrman knows you guys, he doesn't have a clue who I am. Oh well. It'll be fixed.

Moron!

Adam.....you are a little bit stoopy about your counselor stuff. Jamie and I had a huge line after school for our respective counselors that we were supposed to visit, however, we both easily walked into Mr. Shermann's office and he helped me change my schedule around with no problem. Sad thing is, it took less than 5 minutes! You stood around there all hour and didn't get a damn thing accomplished and still have to wonder tomorrow whether you have a new schedule or not....dizzity dumbass. And by the way, Katie Brewer is a fox!

I have over 6000 mp3s.

Adam be smart, go to a different counseler then the same thing happened to me everyone was lined up to go to the same counseler and I just walked into Mr. Shermons and got my new schedule in 5 minutes.

P.S Adam I agree with Charlie hook me up with your sister too, or some of her friends.

Adam hook me up with your sister.

School Sux0rz!!11

School is not 1337 at all. In fact, it sux0rz on peniz, and it sucks a lot of it. I |-|473 $c|-|00|!

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

The counseling geniuses in the WHS counseling office failed to fix my schedule in the email I sent them. If I didn't fix my schedule today, I wouldn't have been eligible to graduate. How's that for suckage?

So I went in during 6th hour to get my schedule changed. I stood the entire damn hour and Mr. Simons was the ONLY counselor that failed to get through all of his students. All three of the other counselors served all the students waiting for them by half-way through the period. Luckily, I was prepared for such a thing, having printed out an exact description of the classes I wanted to take when I went home for lunch today. So I just taped the printout to his door and went on to 7th hour. I hope it's fixed tomorrow!

There's always hilarity to be had in school. I'm sure tomorrow and all subsequent days will be no exception.

Hard to believe that it's my final year of high school... well... public schooling period. Finally I am a senior and get to do all the fun things that go along with that. The senior Surveyor issue. (I've GOT to win Most Conservative!) Voting for homecoming. Senior skip day. And getting out of school two weeks before the rest of you bitches. This year is going to kick ass. Bring on all the snow days you've got, Mother Nature, we get out on May 23rd regardless! May 23rd is also the day Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones hits the silver screen. w00t! I can't believe it... I'm actually a little excited about school. What's happening to me? SCHOOL SUCKS!

Yeah, and it's my sister's first day of high school tomorrow.

Well, I post this on my last night before entering my final year of high school. As far as I can tell, schooling begining tommorow will have only to posotives: 1) Football only once a day, thank god, and 2) I'll actually have something to talk about, as will we all. Maybe posts will go up, or at least become more interesting. France Surenders. Goodnight to you all.

Marvin!
"Okay, we're off like a herd of turtles!"
"We're off like a dirty shirt!"
"This is a schooool bus, not a jumpin' jack!"
"To open da windows... you push 'em together!"
"I don't want to clean this cottonpicker up!"

Personally, I am on McCloud cable internet, and if @Home goes under, ya'll can just switch over to that, it works just fine.

If @Homo does go bankrupt, and AT&T doesn't gobble them up... that makes things interesting. I can't really suggest what would happen to all of @Home's customers nationwide... but I would suspect that with the cable modem infrastructure in place here in Cedar Rapids, more likely than not, Mediacom (our cable company now, AT&T left town) would forge a deal with some high-speed Internet Service Provider that can provide the bigass pipe necessarily to keep pumping out cable Internet goodness. Can you say Mediacom High-speed Cable Internet powered by Earthlink Network? I knew you could!

Or wouldn't it be weird if Mediacom hooks up with McLeod to provide cable modem access? Hrmmm... now that would be interesting.
At any rate, it's too bad AT&T isn't still around here in town. AT&T bought @Home's Internet backbone from @Home a few months ago, so they would've been able to just rename the service to whatever and keep on going.

But you really don't need to worry about your cable modem going anywhere. It cost many millions of dollars to build the cable Internet infrastructure here in CR (upgrading the cable lines to support two-way communications... the millions of dollars of equipment at Mediacom HQ... etc. etc) there's no way Mediacom will allow those lines to sit idle and be not used. If @Home goes away, Mediacom will forge a deal with someone else to keep the webpages coming.

AT&T owns a majority stake in Excite@Home. If E@H doesn't pull it together, look for AT&T to just buy them up and pull them in under the AT&T Broadband umbrella until AT&T Broadband itself is sold.

I mean honestly, Excite@Home is a lucrative property. By far the biggest broadband provider in the WORLD, yet their incompetent management is KILLING them (and has for years). They need to stop making these foolish mis-steps and get things firing on all eight cylinders. I'd be HAPPY if AT&T bought them up, fired EVERYONE'S ass and started getting down to business. Big Blue (AT&T) knows what they're doing, obviously the Little Red Ball doesn't.

Damn, I am a lucky bitch

Okay, so last night I was hanging out at Erick Scanlon's house when we decided to go rent a movie. We were driving along the road to Mr. Movies and just as I was passing Vernon Inn I noticed these flashing lights behind my car. This was a bad sign. Anyways, I had been joking around with Scanlon and not paying any attention to my driving, so I honestly had no idea why I was being pulled over. But I got to the side of the road and pulled out my liscense and registration like a good little bitch and waited for the officer. When he came to the window I expressed my sincere ignorance as to what I had done wrong and then he told me that I had been going 45 in a 30 coming down the hill right before the Vernon Inn. My first thought was fuck, I'm not gonna be driving after this for a long time after my parents find out about this, especially after I discovered that the proof of insurance in the glove compartment was a year old. But then as the officer was looking at my liscense someone called him on the radio, he responded and then turned to me and asked me what my driving record was like, I told him I'd never been pulled over before and he just was like, "watch you speedometer better from now on." Then he left, and I got off scotch free. And so I must repeat: Damn, I am a lucky bitch

I'm famous!

I guess everyone gets their five minutes of fame. Geoff Frazier, an employee for Blizzard Entertainment invented the everything/nothing page as we know it today. Big Boy Productions owes its very existance to GFrazier for creating this category of webpage, and I have now been featured on his humble everything/nothing page. Be sure to check it out!

I'm not sure Andrew Swift: Why The World Is Out To Get Me is going to be on the New York Times bestseller list anytime soon.