Big Boy Productions: Reloaded

Saturday, September 29, 2001

Mad Funny
Haha Matthew Ward, that was mad funny tonight. The way you snapped on Zakk made my day, espesically if you were actually serious. If you were serious I find it another 10x funnier. Die Woody.

RE: RE: Devin Parker
She ran away from home? God that sounds so fruity. I can remember back when I was in like 4th grade having those thoughts but then realized I wasn't a MORON.

Mike
Hell yea I'm gonna post about that. That is seriously gey. Mike Keesey kissed a guy. And even worse it had to be me. YUCK. Also, today sucked. Today = g3y. Today sucks azz.

Hey whats up? Well tonight I went out and had a little a little fun. While riding in the car, sitting next to Dave. I leaned over and planted a small one on his cheek. Of course he flipped out! Oh well just look forward to him posting about it... oh well it was a joke. If he didnt know that then, I feel bad for him... I honestly like the girls.

Devin Parker
My sister just told me that Devin Parker (a hottie freshman if there ever was one) ran away from home tonight. If you see her, tell her to call her mama.

Re: Hy-Vee Bathroom
Sick! Are you serious? I've never seen that in the back bathroom, which is the only one I use (since all I do is stock... it's always closer...)... maybe you mean the public bathrooms up front. That's freaking hilarious! I swear to God I have nothing to do with that, and as I recall, isn't the arrow supposed to be cupid's arrow (a good sign)? Who knows. I'm sure as hell not going to take that down... it's too funny. Hahahaa.

RE: Hello
God damnit, now BBP sucks. I hate you Woody.

RE: Hello
"w00t i am on big boyz"

Out of all the dumb first posts, that takes the cake for the worst. Wow!!

Sorry

Hello
w00t i am on big boyz

Wash Over Cedar Falls
I would just like to state the fact that Washington's Sophs kick major ass. If you would of added the four sophs to our team that played varsity we would have maybe 50 pointed Cedar Falls and maybe all the other teams. This is the best game I have ever seen where our line kicked ass. Our passing game is being more used now thank god with a 2nd quarter 54 yard bomb from Blaine to me got our passing game going. Our defense kicks ass and when you add Rob, Gavin, Adrian I think we could shut down every team. Varsity got bent over, the first half went good but when the second half came around it seemed like I was watching a gay orgy because all I saw was us getting packed. w00t its J-HAWK week!!!!!

P.S. Warren saying, "hats off to them" = fruity

RE: RE: New and Improved BBP
I agree with Chad, the new BBP sucks big time. Bring back the old design!

Varsity
Adam, I'd like to make a correction....it was 18-6 at half-time. Also, momentum changed for the worse in the 2nd half, and we had some breaks that just didn't go our way, as well as Cedar Falls started to really control the clock and run the football. Basically, they turned it on in the 2nd half and played a hell of a game....hats off to all of them.

Lillywhites
The Lillywhite Sessions own all....as do the Warrior Sophs!!

RE: New and Improved BBP
Wow, I dont like the new layout... I think it looks aweful. Bring back the old one!

RE: Sophs win again!
Hey Adam, the sophs dont go to state moron.

Wash Sophs whomp CF
The guys were no good, espesically when Carl and Jordan took out their HB. I'm damn glad that we kicked their ass tonight and that Iowa City West lost! That means the Warriors and those fegs from Xavier are in 1st place. I smell a repeat champs!

Friday, September 28, 2001

Varsity... where's your excuse now?
12-0 at the half, what happened? Schuette and Kilburg, I'm expecting a full excuse report. :)

Sophs win again!
Damn, it's good to report that the Sophomore team has again won... defeating the previously undefeated Cedar Falls team! w00t! Sophs are definately looking like state material!

Young Republicans
Actually Swifty, the first meeting was on September 25th, the next one will be on October 9th, 2001. I'd heartily encourage anyway who has even the slightest leanings to the right to come to Mrs. Pumroy's room and get involved. Stephanie Mellor, our spokesperson, should be making an announcement every day in the few days leading up to it. Get anyone you know who has the slightest interest to come!

New and Improved BBP
Welcome to the new and improved Big Boy Productions. We've gone with a cleaner, more elegant look that relies less on flash and more of the reason you came in the first place--to see our outrageous rantings. Thanks for coming!

Thursday, September 27, 2001

RE: Woody's Joke
God damnit Woody! I'm going to step on your shoes tomorrow and be looking out for a CRP or two. I can't wait until we crush the Tigers tomorrow in the Dome on their Homecoming! Eat it CF!

Pate?
Does anyone know anything about this Pate guy who's running for mayor? I've never heard of him.

And I was just kidding about Ward bitching.

DEBT
Wow, our wonderful nation has the lowest national debt in the world. Do you know how much dept we are in??

$1,343,789,220.20

And were the lowest. I got that figure form Chuck, Chuck Grassley. One of five republicans represtenting Iowa. Our great president has made him the USA's head of finnance. That just rules!!

Rap
Warren I'm not "dissing" rap. I jsut said to Dave that that's all he lsitens to. I listen to some rap, but I also know when to cut the polution. I was just saying there other music out there. that's all.

Bitching?
Whoa now Warren. Who's bitching? Ward maybe but not me. My musical tastes were insulted, that hurts me. A lot. I have to react somehow. Can't just sit there with my thumb up my ass and take it, my ego would never recover. Grow a penis? Then I'd have two, and people would call me a freak. Mainstream rap (Ja Rule, Sisqo, and assorted wannabes) have ruined the music world. Music is supposed to have substance and meaning, who really wants to listen to people talking about money, bitches, hoes and Kristal champagne to the same continuous loop? All the videos are the same....clubs and three figure cars and lots and lots of fat women in thongs. Good rap: Dre, Ice Cube, NWA, Roots, Run DMC, Digable Planets, Jurassic 5, Tribe Called Quest, Jay Z (occasionally), DMX, Mos Def, Talib Kweli and Hi Tek, Method Man, and Outkast. Nuff Said.

Vouching
I'll vouch for Charlie for being the most musically knowledged person I have ever met. It doesn't stop at mainstream either, he's well learned in classical and underground music as well. I highly doubt that Bram can floss on Charlie's musical level.

Stop bitching
Bramm, Ward, stop being little bitches and nagging on and on about what Charlie said. Grow a penis and move on. Also, don't diss rap, i guarantee that a lot of the writers on here listen to it....(the good parts at least) so suck a nut.

Opinions
I am going to have to heavily agree with Mr. Tripp. Our opinions are just that. What WE FEEL and THINK. So leave it at that. AND Dave, I happen to care a lot about what Bram thinks about music. So he can write a post and way he pleases. He knows more than prolly Charlie, Nick, Adam, and myself combined. At least his music preferences stray from more than just jigaboob music, DAWG

RE: RE: Sweet
You can only buy 3 all together. I bet that's because no one would buy part 3 because it was GOD AWFUL!

Re: Sweet
Not just The Godfather, it's all three movies. In fact, that's the only way you can buy it; you can't get them individually.

Sweet
Nice, Godfather DvD is out on my birthday! Hehe, same birthday as John Lennon. Beat that!

And yes, disco sucks. A lot.

Upcoming DVDs
Everyone here knows I'm a huge DVD whore. I love DVDs and I like staying caught up on the latest releases. Here's some of the upcoming releases I'm interested in:

October 2nd...
The Terminator: Special Edition
The Mummy Returns
Masters of the Universe (the He-Man movie!)

October 9th...
The Godfather DVD Collection

October 16th...
Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace

October 23rd...
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Special Edition (w00t!)

Britney Spears
Britney Spears can kick the sh*t out of whatever kind of crappy music you guys listen to. YAY BRITNEY ROX!
-AnnA Banana-

BrI+N3Y $pE@r5 H@5 +19 B1++1e5!! w00+!
-Dave-

Also... Bram needs to learn how to write a freggin post.

Hmmm, I listen to techno, whence I'm less of a person? Charlie Nordstrom has been crowned the man who dicktates what is good and what isn't? Since when does his opinion determine this? So, I listen to trance, I listen to acid jazz, Charlie doesn't like these.....OH NO! Forgive me for not giving a rat's ass. I'm more then willing to admit that there is a great deal of trance and acid jazz out there that is shit. No doubt. I listen to a select bunch, I've heard a lot of it, so I know what's good. The same can be said about punk rock, there's a plethora of punk out there that I would rather have a root canal performed then listen to. So, inherently, with every genre of music, there's going to be shit, but that's all opinionated. Music = Bram's life. From playing the guitar, to writing songs, going to concerts and spending insane amounts of money on CDs, it's what I do. I listen to *gasp* techno (trance, house, mushroom jazz, electronica, industrial, etc), but also rock, jazz, blues, acid jazz, trip hop, old skool hip hop (think Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, etc), and jam band stuff (Phish, Widespread Panic, String Cheese Incident). I could fill this screen with bands that I listen to and then some. So, how bout we stop pissing on other people's opinions and what they enjoy like 3rd graders.

RE: Music
Very nice to hear that you're keeping the olden rock 'n roll dreams fresh. I respect classic rock very much, and I am grateful for all the inspiration that they shed on today's greatest artists. Oh, and by the way, DISCO IS FUCKING LAME.

MUSIC
Thats great that you think your king of music, and that Nick is your sidekick. I think we listen to some of the same stuff, and some that is totally differant. I am not saying your not king of what you know. BUT, I am definalty in the hierarchy of what i know when it comes to Classic Rock. Anything made in the seventies-early eightys I am quite educated in. I also am up on my sixties, but I would not say I am any aficionado as bram so eloquently put it. Bands like Grand Funk Railroad, Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, The Who, Eagles, The Stones, ZZ Top (sometimes), The Doobie Bros. (which for whom my father used to be the sound man), Boston, ELO, Styx, The Guess Who, Rare Earth, Three Dog Night (not really ROCK though), Credence Clearwater Revival, Sugarloaf, Stepenwolf, and Peter Frampton, are among my favorites. Maybe we should have a little game of Name That Tune, Classic Rock Edition. that would be a good way we could deal with all of this. That is just a thought. My dad would tear ALL of us a new one if he played...ouch

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE Chemical Bros
Trance = suck
Acid jazz= suck

Those two genres should be killed and destroyed, for they are unlistenable. Anyone who listens to them will have their rock to rock revoked by me.

Wednesday, September 26, 2001

Hey, now didn't mean to come off as tooting my horn, we techno aficionados are just rare. Technowise I'm all about BT, Paul Van Dyk, DJ Micro, DJ Rap, Blank & Jones, Groove Collective (acid jazz), DJ Mark Farina, Paul Johnson, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, DJ Shadow, Aphex Twin, Daft Punk, Paul Okenfold, Rabbit in the Moon, Orbital, Sasha, John Digweed, Leftfield, Squarepusher, Wagon Christ, Dubtribe Sound System, Frankie Bones (sometimes), Fluke, Hallucinogen, God Lives Underwater, Massive Attack, Portishead, Prodigy, Underworld, Hooverphonic, Bran Van 3000, DJ Josh Wink, Lo-Fidelity Allstars, Delerium, Electric Skychurch, Propellerheads, Carl Cox, DJ Icey and the Sneaker Pimps. Prolly some others that I forgot.

RE:RE:RE:RE: Chemical Bros
Techno is not my favored genre would be the genre of punk rock. I do not claim to be a punk rocker, but I do enjoy much of that. Favorite band: NOFX. I don't mean to brag but I just so happen to have every song ever published by them. EVERY SONG.

STUPID BOLD...
Wow, I have no idea how to work a frickin' computer... How pathetic.

RE: Chemical Bros
Dude, I'm all about techno... One of my recent favorites is Banco de Gaia. He's pretty good, and is included on the great soundtrack to the movie "Pi," a masterpiece of cinema, in my opinion. Anyways... Techno rules, that's all there is to it. Oh, and Bad Boy Bill is also a recent pick, although fairly well-known.

RE: Chemical Bros
Yes, there is no horn-tooting allowed here. I am the King of Music and Nick here is Robin to my Batman. My mp3 collection is a magical journey into music, so do not toot your horn, lest I one up you with my collection.

Also, I would like to add to add this statement as a PSA: DAVE MATTHEWS BAND IS SCUM. I AM TALKING TO YOU WARD AND ANY OTHER DMB LISTENERS HERE. THE GRATEFUL DEAD DID IT FIRST AND DID IT BETTER.

RE: Chemical Bros
Please don't toot your own horn Bram. Me and Charlie are into techno, who do you listen to? Apex Twin? Daft Punk? Any DJs?

Chemical Bros
So, Matt saw the light and bought a Chemical Brothers CD. Though I take I'm still the only one here who listens to techno seriously.

RE: Collection
I bet you don't have any quality bootlegs or B/A sides. I have the complete work of Daft Punk. :) By the way, Dave Matthews Band sucks.

Collection
Along with the mad beats of the Chem Bros., I also finished off my Dave Matthew's collection to date. I now have all 6 studio recordings. Along with the 3 live 2-disc sets that have come out so far. A new live Album is set to be out on Oct. 23, Live in Chicago, which I will be sure to purchase. DMB OWNS ALL!!!!

RE:RE:Airsoft
Good idea Matt. Paintball or Airsoft, whatever people decide its good cuz I'm up for some hardcore war action. If people wanna get organized and get in on the fun then just shot me a holla dawg.

RE: Airsoft
NO!! Airsoft guns are for candles in the wind. What everyone needs to do is get a paintball gun. Now thats a way to get out some freakin anger!! Those things sting like nothing else.

Chemical Bros.!!
For a change in music genre, I just went out and baught the Chemical Brothers "Brothers gonna work it out" Album. It is definalty on my top five "Best Buys" list. It has da mad beats.

Bin-Ladden huntin!
Wow, my mom sent me the coolest link to a website. It is Bin-Laddin hunting. This site ownz! Check it out here

Airsoft
I encourage everyone... or as many as possible to buy airsoft guns. They would be more fun than counter-strike cuz we could actuall shoot eachother and possible INJURE one another! Air soft pistols are $35 at UNCLE STANS MILITARY SUPPLY where other guns can also be bought. Also, I have a silver Deagle and I'll sell mine to someone for $25. AIRSOFT OWNZ!

RE: @Homo
Those F'in chukleheads! How newbish can you be?

Does anyone at @Home have a clue?
Pinging login.oscar.aol.com [127.0.0.1] with 32 bytes of data:

If you're not really familiar with computers... 127.0.0.1 is the loopback address... in other words... 127.0.0.1 is your own computer. Some chucklehead at @Home changed the DNS entry for AIM server to 127.0.0.1... and when I try to connect to AIM, my computer tries to connect to itself. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

login.oscar.aol.com is really 64.12.161.185, so try sticking that into your AIM and see if you can connect.

Or get this:
Ping request could not find host aol.com. Please check the name and try again.

Haha... aol.com not found? Yeah, the @Home name servers are really on the fritz today... some sites will properly resolve, some won't.

Down with the Chinese Invasion of the Peanut Butter Sandwich
I personally like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Tuesday, September 25, 2001

Packin Heat!!
dang...I would be pissin my pants right now if I were in the Taliban. We will own all...

Down with Osama!!
I seriously hate that fruitcake. Down with Osama!
Here's a little on what we have to kick this towel-head bastards ass:

With infantry like that I'd be scared shitless if I were Osama.

Espescially when we have those! I hate him.

Lastly I'd just like to say for the record, God Bless America.

The DOME
I can't wait until we play Cedar Falls this upcoming Friday. Playing on the turf in the Unidome is going to own. I also can't wait until we whomped the hell out of CF.

RE: Babes of Suvivor 3
Umm Adam, Kelly and Lindsey look kind of rank. It may just be the picture but they don't look too babish at the moment.

Babes of Survivor 3
Wow. I was just checking out the Survivor 3 site, and it looks like we have some babelicious reasons to watch this season's show.

Jessie

Kelly

Kim P.

Lindsey

Survivor 3
Survivor 3 starts October 11... a mere two weeks and two days away. I'd like to encourage you all to check out the first episode... you'll probably join 51 other million Americans that love Survivor. Check out the contestants on CBS's just-launched Survivor 3 site!

RE: Jordan
w00t, I personally can't wait to see Jordan go over and dunk all over. I don't like the Wizards but I really would like to see them win the NBA championship. I hate the Lakers and the 76ers, they sux0r. For once, I can't wait for the NBA season to start.

RE: RE: Jones Soda Co.
As you may or not know, I started working at Collins Plaza again. The new guy Nick Jones... is pretty cool. He has the name Jones tattooed across his stomach, his friends took a picture and sent it in to Jones Soda Co., and how his stomach is on a bottle.

Im figuring that I want to try that. I want write "Jones Soda Rules" across my back with a permanent marker, so its looks like a tattoo. Then send it in of course, the only problem is, I need someone to write on my back for me. Im me if you'll do it.

The Simpsons: The Complete First Season DVD Collector's Set
I picked up this bad boy at Best Buy today for a mere $29.95. Worth every penny and then some. You may think the first season sucked, but let me tell you, there are some great moments among the first season's episodes. Hey, you gotta start somewhere! Show your support for this set so we'll see future seasons released on everyone's favorite digital disc. Highly recommended. The amount of stuff you get for the price is mind blowing. 6 and a half hours of Simpsons goodness. I paid $34.95 for the Criterion Collection of The Rock. That's two hours of a good movie, not six and a half of a great TV show. Get it.

Gettin The Word Out
Sophmore Class Advisory board is getting started. It's a group that does work/fundraisers for the class and raises money. A good way to get involved. You can get the application right here, once you've filled it out you can turn it in to any one of the class officers.

Monday, September 24, 2001

RE: RE: I Just Love Hy-Vee
No Chad, you don't. Trust me.

RE: I Just Love Hy-Vee
Ben Sanders does own, I really want some of that 1337 military crap. Ben looked like a psycho in his army jump suit today. Boy, I wish I worked at Hy-Vee.

I Just Love Hy-Vee
Hy-Vee is actually pleasing me lately. Adam will prolly flip when he reads this, but Ben Sanders is 1337. He pulls up his old, $400 car to drive-up and packs it down with all the left-over militiary surplus shit. He then distributes it at school, mostly to the football players. I love it.

RE: Jones Soda
Swifty you're right, Jones Soda does Own. Especially the Orange Cream!! Mmmm.....

My Freakin Money!
I have mutual fund with a Stein Roe. All I wanted to do was look at my shares to see what they have been doing lately. I figure that with the market being down, right now will be a good time to buy. Well; I go to the website and try to log-in and everything. I haven't logged into this site in probably about 7 or 8 months, so I have forgotten my password. I also didn't write it down for some reason. So, I try to call the customer service department, and I get a nice young woman buy the name of Elanor. I went through all the motions of giving her my account number, name, social securety number, and all that jazz. Right at the end of the conversation, right before she was about to reset my password, she politley informs me that there is a freakin custodian on the account. AHH!! She said she can't do anyhting with out talking to my mother. My dad was sitting right here, and she said it didn't matter if she talked to my dad, becasue HE wasn't the custodian. So basicly, 5 YEARS of my hard earned cash is at the hand of my dear mother, and for some reason, that just makes me not feel comfortable. I was able to work since I was ten years old, and have been investing that long also. I should be able to do whatever I please with my money. I am not going to go withdrawl it or sell it all and take the money!! DUH!! I will make tons more by just leaving it in there. It jsut makes me mad, thats all. I am an american, I can fight for this country in 11 months. I can drive. I can work, and by working I give money to this great country. So why should't I be able to do What I please with MY money!?!?

Sunday, September 23, 2001

Bush's Aproval Rating
Dude, a sock puppet would have an aproval rating in the 90s in this situation.

Show Your Patriotism!
If anyone is wondering how they can show how much they love their country, HandiMart is selling t-shirts and stickers. Respective prices are: 10 dollars for a shirt, and 3 dollars for a sticker. I will be sporting one tomorrow, so be sure to check me out.

Also, today I watched the Quantum Leap Chain Reaction on the SciFi channel today. It ruled.

Jackie the Prophet
I was talking to Jackie last Monday, the 17th. She was mad at me for details that needn't be made public, but I said something mean earlier, and she called me and said, "How would you feel if those were the last words you said to me? How would you feel if I got into a car accident tomorrow and died?" As you may or may not know, the very next day, Tuesday, the 18th, she got into a car accident and completely totalled her car, but avoided serious injury herself. Creeeepy.